What a person Will Do to Get Rid of Trash!

There's just something really really wrong with this picture:  Here I am at 6:30 am( in my pink robe and red flip-flops -where are all the single men when you're dressed so snazzy?),dragging 4 big bagfulls of garbage down from the back deck and heaving them up onto the back of my car (won't fit in the trunk) where they're held by the spoiler ,glomming Oreo and putting him in the car,squirting a gallon of washer fluid on the windshield to get rid of the frost and driving down the trail doing 5 miles an hour to fire the garbage off at the appointed spot for pick-up.  And that's modern living ??????????   If it wasn't for this gorgeous sunrise I am being privy to as I type my frustration I just might bubble up and overheat .   Happy day folks !